I like how Mother Gothel finds a bar with sounds of men singing echoing from it and she’s all like
yep rapunzel is definitely here
She wears short skirts
I wear gold shirts
She’s cheer Captain
But I’m Captain of the USS Enterprise suck it
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.
omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP
is thIS POST EVEN REAL
THIS IS THE SHIT WE GREW UP WATCHING WERE THE WARNER BROTHERS ON ACID OR WHAT
(3/9) Greek Gods/Goddesses
ARES (Ancient Greek: Ἄρης [árɛːs], Μodern Greek: Άρης [ˈaris]) The God of war. Ares is one of the twelve Olympians and is the son of Zeus and Hera. He often represents the violent and suffering aspects of war, unlike Athena who is the Goddess of battle strategy. Ares was well feared as he was said to be “overwhelming and insatiable in battle” as well as destructive. Fear (Phobos) and Terror (Deimos) were tied to his battle chariot. He is also the most known lover of Aphrodite.
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
My hair almost cooperated
people who don’t sit through the credits after a marvel movie are weak and won’t last the winter.
Elsa + that thing she does with her hands