lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

coalgirls:

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dennys is becoming too powerful

I can’t believe shrek made earth today 200 million years ago

“What a fucking nerd”

Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

I don’t really look around and say, “I’ve made it.” I just look around and think how fortunate I am to work with the people I’m working with.

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get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

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