the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
when your friend gives you a fic rec and it turns out to be really sad
REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE CUTIES AND THE PEOPLE YOU’RE FOLLOWING ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE IS A CUTIE
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
that student was albert einstein
"I only take the best."
we’re missing one v important Martha gif