Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh”
"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that
im glad this post is still a thing
*puts shoulder on son* hand
tbh the best marvel headcanon i’ve ever imagined is steve and bucky being giant disney nerds back in the day when there were like 4 disney movies in existence and so then when they’re reunited steve’s like guess what happened when i was in an iceberg and you were a…
natasha teaches bucky and steve about saying ‘same’ ironically and now whenever something blows up on a mission they’re just like
in perfect unison
At least he still has Jackson.
it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
what would jesus do with that big fat butt
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
Love - is a dangerous disadvantage (inspired by x)