dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

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I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

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inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

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slangwang:

2olluxlov32y0u:

slangwang:

why do boys love spitting on the ground so much?? i need answers

Would you prefer if we spit on people?

i would prefer if you just swallowed your damn spit because its a normal bodily function lmfao

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Cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and its like saying “Hey human, there’s a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and I love you. —(via 11anothergirl11)
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xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

i found nearly the same dress i got for my grad dress online for 80% cheaper and my dress was really expensive im so upset

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

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unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda)

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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teengrrrlsquad:

teengrrrlsquad:

Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed

the girl in this picture unfriended me on facebook after this 

(Source: teen-heat)

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mahouprince:

hey cuties ! check out Holley Tea Time’s precious new skirts! this one is Saturns Wish c: You can watch my review on it on my youtube channel !

http://holleyteatime.storenvy.com/

http://youtu.be/FZl7jPNCXvs?list=UUXrG1uH6sTq0CaQ6djKHjgg

~use my discount code “mahouprince” to receive 10% off your order~

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em0rexia:

jamtards:

I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

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arabellesicardi:

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

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